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You put carrots and celery in chili? 😳

You put carrots and celery in chili? 😳

Take that crazed bullshit to someone else's kitchen, please.

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Apr 01, 2025
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This is Essay #125.

Forgive my rant here, but for God’s Sake. Is nothing sacred?

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And so begins a discussion about chili. We had an unexpected burst of spring here in the mid Atlantic, but now we’re back to cold, damp days. I su…

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