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maggie towne's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kathleen Hobbs's avatar

Oh my goodness I love them all I really needed this. Thank you.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I’m so glad! And I’m so glad I found that file… I laughed myself silly! 😂 thanks Kathleen!!

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Lisa59's avatar

Hey, these are great as I'm reading them at 4:00 am. I'm trying not to laugh too loud and wake everyone up. My mother always said dumb people don't laugh. 😂😅 I like to test her theory whenever I can. 😁 ❤️❤️

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Charles Austin's avatar

It'll do that. It's officially Summer on Thursday.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

BRING IT ON!!!! ❤️❤️

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Charles Austin's avatar

😀😀😀

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Charles Austin's avatar

You have some good stuff in that file. I just got home, and I laughed my ass off. The one about disabled porn put me on the floor. 😂😂🤣🤣😂 Keep that file handy for when you feel blue. I guess I'm lucky in that I've got pretty thick skin. I let a lot of bullshit roll off my back. When you start to feel depressed, I'm a text away. 😀😘

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Susan Niemann's avatar

DUDE! 😂😂😂 The disabled porn one - and the deaf one - I still laugh till I cry! HAHA! Maybe because it's been rainy and gloomy and I havent seen the sun and the country has gone to hell and... you get the idea! 😂 🤷🏼‍♀️ HUGS, Charlie. Appreciate you.

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Charles Austin's avatar

It's been rather shitty on the East coast. We've had scattered showers for the last few days.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Likely the dismal weather has contributed to my dismal mood!

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Peter Wills's avatar

And full disclosure some mornings it is the hangover 😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HA! I hear ya! Thats the time I always resolve...NO MORE MANHATTANS! Until the next time. 😂

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Peter Wills's avatar

Lmao 🤣 Getting older is waking up thinking you’re hungover then remembering nope this is who I am 😂😂😂 ooof ain’t that the truth Susan!!! My dog wakes me up every morning 6:30am sharp, the little bugger won’t make the effort to climb on the bed to get pet, nope let’s lay on the floor and make the rickety old man reach then bat my hand away if I’m not petting him in just the right way!!

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Peter Wills's avatar

😂😂😂😂 just reaching that couple of feet off the bed, half asleep ugh 😑 😂😂😂 where’s the coffee and Tylenol arthritis 😂😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

YUP! HA! We have a lot to look forward to, don't we!???

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Dogs! Gotta love 'em. They know exactly what they're doing, dont they! Getting older, I wonder whats gonna hurt today! 😂😂

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Karen Hall's avatar

OMG. At each one, I said “oooh, that’s gonna be my favorite.” Until I got to the next one. And then the one after that. Hell—they’re ALL perfect and funny and creative and just so damn good. Thank you for this. Much needed! 🩷💗🩷

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You know me well enough to know I border on the slightly demented. 😂😂😂 I know that especially now, you needed a good laugh. Hang in there. 😘

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Karen Hall's avatar

I’m side by side in the borderline (?) demented category (🤣) and happy to have you with me on this nutty path … 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Karen Hall's avatar

And thank you💗💗💗💗💗

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MattSMaine's avatar

A couple of deep guffaws, thanks. A little mild politically incorrect-ness is great “no one was harmed in the making of this post”. I was “just the media guy” during my Agency life but I got the references! P.S. I forwarded your link to my big sister (do we still say that when we’re old?) who will enjoy your posts and she also has an interesting life story that she wonders if she should share…

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Thanks for forwarding it on...if your sister is willing to share, there will be interested parties! I'm so happy I lived to tell about agency life! Some triumphs and some hell. But in the end, gratifying!!

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MattSMaine's avatar

You captured it well with those last 2 sentences. I was a part of the Madison Ave scene (well; not literally on that block)…it was quite a ride.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Mad Ave! YOU, sir, have some stories to tell. I was just a regional girl making it up as I went along. And it worked ... and then I was lucky enough to sell it. And the new owners f'ed it up and that was that. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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MattSMaine's avatar

Portland coffee one day!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I look forward to it....I MUST see Maine!

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Armand Beede's avatar

Susan Niemann: Between . . . Someone's therapist knows about you . . . and . . . "I want DISABLED porn --- EXCUSE ME, our hotel only shows normal porn, PERV!"

Whew!

You hit the gamut!

Very, very good and LIFE-AFFIRMING.

I still have a few m---f---s to prove wrong!

My God, This was refreshing!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

We MUST NOT lose our humor! Thanks...I'm glad I could bring a smile!! 💙

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Janine Johnston's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Susan, I really needed that. I’m running around doing stuff and trying to finish up packing for my move to Texas(s) next week.

This better be my last move, I’m to old for this shit 🤷🏼‍♀️The best part though I’ll be close to my daughter, son-in-law, and my 3 grand dogs.

I laughed way too hard and your captions were spot on! Can’t wait for more.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Good to hear... I mean, how much of this crap can we possibly endure? UGH! Obviously I love stupid humor, soooo..... I just had to do it! Good luck with the move. It's not fun!

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Laurel McIntosh's avatar

OMG I loved this but mostly because I have 4 categories on Pinterest for this kind of stuff! One of them I call cringe!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh yes...Pinterest is a great source. 😂😂 I have no problem stealing a good one when I run across it, since it's times like this we need them the most! 👍 Gotta find a reason to laugh!

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Tess's avatar

Susan! You took the words right out my mouth! hahahahaha. THANK YOU!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

We cant forget how to laugh, Tess. I thought I almost forgot how!!

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

Thank you. It's good to find someone who shares my sense of humor and is intelligent, to boot.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Flattery will get you everywhere! HAHA! I seriously have been in such a funk... finding that folder and going through those made me laugh...so I had to share them! 😂

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I laughed a lot, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of these before, even though I love great memes too. Thanks, Susan!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I needed it, Sharon. I was cleaning up my computer files and found the one called Stupid Stuff. Pure gold. 😂😂 I'm just overcome with too much negative news so to be able to laugh was welcome!!

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Nightmaher's avatar

Thanks for the laughter break Susan!

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